Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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