just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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