You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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