I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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