Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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