Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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