Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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