So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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