My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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