its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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