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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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