We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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