Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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