I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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