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Just fell off a train. Bad.

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(714): View more from California

drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.

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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.

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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...

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(519): View more from Ontario

Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet

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(240): View more from Maryland

the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.

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