You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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