I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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