Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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