wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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