I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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