you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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