just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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