i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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