The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There's even glitter on my cock...
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