Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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