He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I will pee on everything he values.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If its not for food we ain't going out.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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