we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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