no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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