I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
