I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just gargled with NyQuil
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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