let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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