he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
that may or may not have been my penis.
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