I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
How does one acquire holy water?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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