well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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