Do you still have your period?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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