No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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