I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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