We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Mom said you looked used
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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