My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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