google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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