Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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