I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.