i don't like sucking hair
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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