why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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