how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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