READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
