Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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