Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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