This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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