And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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