How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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