There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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