She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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